... a condition of society in which there should be neither rich nor poor, neither master nor master’s man, neither idle nor overworked, neither brain-sick brain workers, nor heartsick hand workers, in a world, in which all would be living in equality of condition and would manage their affairs unwastefully, and with the full consciousness that harm to one would mean harm to all—the realization at last of the meaning of the word commonwealth. William Morris
My theory on TV. No country in the world has developed more than 2 channels’ worth of good TV. Even accounting for variation in tastes you will not fill more than 5. Therefore, having 500 channels ensures that at least 99% will be terrible.
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Garfield: Prince of Tragedy: Royal Rescue Part 2
"Time to be one with explosion." Said Sarah Ferguson as she exploded. As Sarah Ferguson exploded Garfield jumped out of window for escaping.
"You are now explosion but you will always be woman to me." Said Garfield with remembrance.
Garfield: Royal Rescue
Garfield came on table of food with wedding guests sitting around on celebration.
"No lasagna? What is the blasphemy!" Garfield roared in anger as he threw table on wedding guests.
"Lasagna is food of warriors and kings. Do not be forgetting this you worms." Garfield roared as he walked on.
Garfield soon came upon wedding ceremony with Prince William and Kate Middleton at alter being wed. Everyone heard Garfields manly footsteps like thunder in the sea. Prince William Turned around saw his fears become realities.
"GARFIELD?" Yelled out Prince William in tones of squealing horror.
"How rude have you not heard royal tradition? It is the rules that I am first to have woman before marriage." Garfield stated with cold fact.
Imagine if we used our computers only for work. The industrial revolution would have never happened if, when you pulled the factory lever one way you made a Model T, and if you moved it the other way, you saw hot girl-on-girl action.Joel Stein - Slate