BRAIN-SICK

... a condition of society in which there should be neither rich nor poor, neither master nor master’s man, neither idle nor overworked, neither brain-sick brain workers, nor heartsick hand workers, in a world, in which all would be living in equality of condition and would manage their affairs unwastefully, and with the full consciousness that harm to one would mean harm to all—the realization at last of the meaning of the word commonwealth. William Morris
 
13 Sep 2012
come and get your mouse on a stick!

come and get your mouse on a stick!

7 Jul 2012

on TV

My theory on TV. No country in the world has developed more than 2 channels’ worth of good TV. Even accounting for variation in tastes you will not fill more than 5. Therefore, having 500 channels ensures that at least 99% will be terrible.

2 Jul 2012
just liked the cover of this journal. The article’s also interesting. (via Academic publishing: Of goats and headaches | The Economist)

just liked the cover of this journal. The article’s also interesting. (via Academic publishing: Of goats and headaches | The Economist)

30 Jan 2012

Drag the link below on to your bookmarks bar. Then click it to turn irritating commenters on the Guardian website into cute piggies (you may need to adjust the code to your tastes).

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13 Jan 2012
3 Dec 2011
28 Nov 2011
Nov 28 2011

"Time to be one with explosion." Said Sarah Ferguson as she exploded. As Sarah Ferguson exploded Garfield jumped out of window for escaping.

"You are now explosion but you will always be woman to me." Said Garfield with remembrance.

Garfield: Prince of Tragedy: Royal Rescue Part 2
24 Nov 2011

Garfield came on table of food with wedding guests sitting around on celebration.

"No lasagna? What is the blasphemy!" Garfield roared in anger as he threw table on wedding guests.

"Lasagna is food of warriors and kings. Do not be forgetting this you worms." Garfield roared as he walked on.

Garfield soon came upon wedding ceremony with Prince William and Kate Middleton at alter being wed. Everyone heard Garfields manly footsteps like thunder in the sea. Prince William Turned around saw his fears become realities.

"GARFIELD?" Yelled out Prince William in tones of squealing horror.

"How rude have you not heard royal tradition? It is the rules that I am first to have woman before marriage." Garfield stated with cold fact.

Garfield: Royal Rescue
Nov 24 2011
8 Sep 2011
5 Aug 2011
Imagine if we used our computers only for work. The industrial revolution would have never happened if, when you pulled the factory lever one way you made a Model T, and if you moved it the other way, you saw hot girl-on-girl action.
Joel Stein - Slate
26 Sep 2010
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